Well for one. Someone needs to name a mobile device the “Ninja!” That way I could say, “Hey! Back off! I have a Ninja in my pocket!” And I would really frikin mean it.
Or I could say…. “Hey ladies.. Wanna see my little Ninja?” And all the ladies would be all over my little ninja. like Barbie on diuretics..
Ladies love ninjas. They have mad skills.
Who needs something named after a chocolate bar or a razor? You would have to be an idiot to keep a razor in your pocket. Stupid phone. Crap for shaving with too, poser.

Yes. My answer is Ninja. Hiiii Ya!

Jason